Integration Limericks

The Banking Dress Rehearsal has taken up our weekend
The normal routine therefore now has to take a bend
The shifts are all very tight
Sometimes the allocations are not all right
But that what's been happening and that's always the trend.

The weekend nowadays have a three hourly call
But I know inspite of duty some are having a ball
The Attendance is taken first
Some will call from home you can trust
Users in the background are checking for any shortfall.

The Korean Soccer team has to sadly return back
That was due to Switzerkland finding more than one crack
The second goal was purely offside
That made the proceedings entirely against the Korean Tide
But now plans for the 2010 cup is now already on track.

The Cards Schedule has undergone a schedule change
The Biz PMO needs to recheck the User Timings and accordingly arrange
Overall impact is not really a problem
In the Call it was clearly clarified to them
But you know how they are, thats the reason of the volatile message exchange.

Some jobs looks like are running quite late
While most of them have been finishing on the scheduled time and date
Hey remember!! This is a complicated integration
But amongst all it has created a bit of tension
But tell me; Can you really change your fate.

The TI guy's jobs are obviously matching with core
Taking updates on the tasks are theorefore not complicated any more
Just hear the Core's update
You would have a full plate
Then what they say at the end is merely a chore.

Web Terminal has become the topic of the day
Different issues emerging but some yet to find a way
ISA was working hard
TI was taken a bit off guard
The PMO is hatching plans to make somebody pay.

Defects are being raised left, right and centre
In the schedule all this is creating a denture
From New defect to retest
The Tech PMO is trying their best
While Users forget to close inspite of all the overture.

Web Terminal Defects have been the topic of the day
The pre-emptive work did not happen in the month of May
The logins were a serious problem
TI got really busy solving them
Management Corrective action now quickly should come into play.

In the Dress Rehearsal there were defects too many
Not that we did not expect to get any
But looking at the problems in hand
It can become a potential quicksand
But that we'll solve it all I"ll bet my pound and penny.

The Integration Team is in charge of the major part
But Cards and CIB too are involved from the start
Users are treated like dolls out here
While the Techies work like dogs, thats clear
A combined party at the end should really touch everybody's heart.

They say that the Card teams are full of the feminine kind
We are saying that upfront and not surely behind
The complaint after all may not be really true
The other teams are also colourful with many a hue
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